Further Proof of Sonia's Insanity:

"I think Jenifer Lopez had artificial insemination."

Erica: Like as in he's gay?

"No, you know, like In Vitro? Because with all those other marriages, with all them men, they didn't have any kids. And [Mark Antony] never had twins with anyone else. I think they had triplets. They had three. And they killed one."

Sonia, I fear for you.

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Later that day...

"I think those Girl Scouts are up to something. I think that, um, that's when they get their large shipments of, um, COKE! It's a coverup! They reel us in with their cookies or whatever. It's a control. They test their product on us. Those cookies. They're addictive. After the cookie deadline - don't write down what I'm saying word for word this is off the record! - Anyway, they push these cookies. One day they will expose these Girl Scouts. Kill all Girl Scouts. And their cookies. It's a conspiracy! C-O-N-spiracy!"