Me: Gasp! I can go to TAcobell.
Zac: You're saying it wrong.
Me: TAcobell?
Zac: tacoBELL
Me: TAcoBELL
Zac: No, no emphasis on the taco
Me: But the emphasis IS on the taco!
Zac: They changed their marketing, it used to be tacoBELL to differentiate it from all the other taco places, like if there were Taco HUTS.
Me: There were Taco Huts?!
Zac: I don't know, but there were places that had Taco in the name.
Me: Taco Casa, Casa del Taco, TAco TAco TAco... So what's Pizza Hut?
Zac: PIZZAhut.
Me: Why not pizzaHUT?
Zac: Because the focus is on the Pizza!
Me: But the focus is on the Taco!
Zac: But there's no Pizza Bell!
Me: WAAAAH!
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Me: TAcobell, taCObell, tacoBEll, TAcoBELL... PANdaexpress...
Zac: What?!
Me: Panda express is a Chinese place at the mall.
Zac: But the focus is not on the Panda!
Me: pandaEXpresssss What's that gee-ro place?
Zac: The what place?
Me: You know, Gee-rose or Heroes...
Zac: I have no idea what your talking about.
Me: That place at the mall... geerose...
Zac: yee-rose?
Me: What are those?
Zac: That's what those are called, Yee-rose.
Me: Oh. macDONalds... no there's nothing different about that.
Zac: MACdonalds.
Me: macdonALds.
Zac: macDONalds...
Me: CANdykitchen. What's the meat and potatoes place?
Zac: I don't know the meat and potatoes place.
Me: Neither do I.
Zac: You know you're crazy right? You sound stupid.
Me: I am crazy. I'm like rain man, but for fast food. STARbucks, starBUcks, StAAAArrrrbucks. ANTEE anne's.
Zac: Oh my god.
Me: But see if it's supposed to be like a person, it should be AUNT-ee ANNs.
Zac: But that doesn't flow.
Me: AUNTee AUNs
Zac: No.
Me: ANTEE annes...
Zac: I wish we had recorded this conversation.
Me: I'll transcribe what I remember into my livejou- blog later. It'll give me something to do.
Zac: Great.
1 comment:
HILARIOUS...ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS. Favorite thing I've read all day.
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