Sunday, April 26, 2009

The DJ Came!

It's over! It's all over! And now, for your amusement and my [in]sanity, I will type what I'm thinking, what I have been thinking in the 4 hours I've been home since the Birthday thing happened:

IT'S OVER I'M AWESOME I DID IT SUCK IT TREBEK I RULE THAT WAS TOO HOT TOO HOT MY BACK IS ON FIRE NO NOT REALLY, JUST BURNED ON THE EDGES, LIKE A CRISPY PIECE OF CHICKEN, NOT THAT I'M A CHICKEN BECAUSE SISTER ROCKED A BITCH OUT!!! SHAKESPEARE IS MY MUTHAFOOKIN BITCH YO, AND HE DIDN'T EVEN COME TO THE PARTY I THREW IN HIS HONOR! BEEYOTCH. ALIE AND JOHN CAME THOUGH - AT THE END - BUT THEY CAME SO THAT'S COOL I LOVE MOCHA ICED MOCHA IS MY NEW GOD! NO, NOT REALLY, GOD IS A STRONG WORD. MOCHA IS MY NEW ZEUS. TAT'S OK, RIGHT? OFFENSIVE ONLY TO ANCIENT GREEK PAGANS? SORRY, XENA.

JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR: 1) I PULLED IN A FULL EXTRA DAY'S WORK IN OVERTIME LAST WEEK. 2) SURE, I GOT EMOTIONAL, BUT THE CRISES WERE DEALT WITH. 3) I WAS TOLD BY MORE THAN ONE PERSON THAT THAT WAS THE BEST YET!!!!

Remember, kids: Color Coding is not only helpful - but IMPRESSIVE. Apparently.

I might say more about what really happened today later. Right now, I'm still trying to come back from the 2 VERY emotionally draining episodes of HOUSE I'd never seen (Amber vs. Bus), and the pizza guy might think I'm sad and pathetic. Maybe I'll order another one to ask him. Probably not. What do you think, Bill? Hermione? Oh that's right, you're PETS you can't SPEAK.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MULLEN!!!

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