Commentary by A$, ERTennyson, and CSmith... and Starring Hermione...
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[gasp] Twiggy? Sweet!
You need a friend named E$ and T$
She kinda looks like Eli in Laws of Construction
He Heee her face!
I can scoot over,
that's cool
whoa myrtle!
you're definitely moaning in this!
otherwise?
whoa! that was awesome
oh i thought it was Tim Gunn
please wrote that you said that
that would be funny
and that Mullen wrote - i mean said that "
I did!
Teacher has good Englishee
Wow this was by shakespeare?
Who's he?
I think he wrote Oedipus
you're so stupid
I don't even need to talk for this one!
she's just so little!
yeah
this part of her neck scares me
look at her shoulders go
she walks kinda like a linebacker
I didn't realize Moaning Myrtle was so old... I'm kinda disturbed by the prefects bathroom scene now.
she works the cameras man!
biancaaaaa
what?
aaaand i hate you
ewwwww
that's a good face - [gasp] betty ann!
her lips!
oh my god, oh my god, Myrtle!
oooooh
harsh!
TWIGGY!!
I'd rather see Tyra.
meet? you picked him out!
creeper.
nice mother-daughter relationship
whoa!
sit down
I think they want her to sit down
OH SHI -
She did the real table throw-over. I just do the fake do...
Andrea, I think you just "fake-do" life
oh jeez
she's having a lot of fun with her little box... it's kinda distracting
REALLY? This is really your life?
smart cat - litter box... andrea's suitcase....
suspicious
oh, difficult life...
[shakes head]
shut up
19?!? How old are you?
what?!!?
does he speak English at all?
drinkin away the problems
you know all about that Mullen
yup
[big laugh]
ow, looked like that hurt
definitely done that before...
really, you have to get in that much? that eager?
WHOA!
i recognize that actor
Knight's tale
I was going to say - villain in knight's tale? i recognize his crazy eyes.
I like his pimp coat - like a porn man's pimp coat
not real
like a FIMP coat
ew
brits can say anything!
oh my god
they can it's not fair!
:-O
they're not beating about the bush, are they?
she's unattractive
we don't like her
good
ugh
wow
big appetite
oh - was he doing yoga? or vomiting? I'm really not sure.
[litterbox]
Hermione hears it!
does she like to watch it or something?
she's curious, i don't know
I just associated it with a child flushing the toilet and being so interested
wow
what's going on!
wanna bet?
i don't think she's seen this movie.
derrr derr derrrr
when did we get to the 70s?
yeah I'm confused... is is Halloween?
whoa
oh my gosh
wow
what is going on in English fashion?
the Fimp coat and marijuana leaves
good lord
what kind of person is she in general since she's typecast as bitter...
Gollum
...women
well in Bridget jones' diary she was kinda normal
yeah
...Gollum
he's like three times her size
I'm kinda thinkin it's stuck
really oppressive snarl
she's like the scariest Kate I've ever seen
I've never seen a Kate who would scratch someone's eyes out and EAT them afterwards!
oh
ooooh
ooooh
[clapping]
oh my god...
Hermione trying ot use my computer?
she might be
or smelling the Egyptian perfume... or the poptarts
Goyaba y Mango
why does she look so much like a duck?
baldilocks
oh?
his delivery's impeccable
so good
[phone]
someone's calling me
wanna pause it?
no, that's ok it's Cassie! Hi!
we should pause...
[brief interlude - while A$ sings indiana jones theme over and over and over with increasing intensity before saying "i'm done" and ERTennyson talks on the phone]
crazy
awesome
sorry ... intermission - really early in the play
I thought he said "I don't want a salad!" and I was like, i wouldn't eat anything that came out of that kitchen either!
oh no
Hermione is ready to pounce!
seriously
she's ready
aw
oh hi
wassup?
she's like testing a little bit
there you go
oh oh
Denied!
she didn't like this mug
she is a mouth-sniffer, just so you're aware
yeah, she did earlier
not before the wedding? that's kinda harsh.
nice sound effects...
pffffff
ugh
[gasp]
really? today has to be the day?
obviously the plot has to move forward, Andrea.
that's the second time you've had to be told that Andrea
what is on your head, Twiggy!
I don't know who won - the hat or the bird?
that's the difference between them
did she drink a lot during the pregnancy or something?
WHOA!
OH MY GOD she's so great!
whoa...
oh my gosh
tsk
ohhh
his side only has one person! that's awesome!
whoa, welcome to five minutes ago...
and the baby's still crying
i would be too
that was awful
no kidding
to the 19 year old?
oh good grief
i love how she's walking
still wearing it...
I didn't notice the tights before
awwwww
wha - jeez!
ok
you really hate him right now. not a fan
ha ha ha haaaa!
[gasp]
wow
that's like what psychopathic murderers do. that's all i can say... we're stranded
this is hell right here - honeymoon and wedding hell.
uuuugh
does she have purple hair? I mean I know she doesn't, but it looks purple.
yeah it looks like it
it's like she's going mad and purple's sprouting from her head.
please stop, please?
oh my god this is my favorite one so far.
she's like an animal
Figaro
my parents just saw Barber of Seville this week
oh yeah?
yeah
do you have any advil, Caitlin?
yeah
I have some in my backpack
it's in the bathroom... mirror
[A$ couldn't find it]
ew
:-O
oh gosh
oh my god
she still doesn't have any clothes?
just writing that down is funny cos no one can see that she's wearing her wedding dress
i think this is another sad clown
he is s sad clown
yes
maybe you shouldn't wear the white suit and that would help
and the target tee shirt
[sneeze]
bless you
so he's more, um, Bianca's type I think
19? she's gotta go lower
she and Tom Cruise would get along
[yowl]
[crackle]
[yowl]
that tail's gonna getcha!
how long you think before she figures out that she's the one moving it?
WHOA
this is gonna be good
oh!
what?
WHOA!
there's a change
now he's just there awkward
look at those glasses
they obviously match his blue and red target, can't expect them to match his lapel decor
[yowl]
she's so mad at it!
what are you doing here? why do you keep coming here?
she seems much better
no growling or anything
significant lack of snarling is what it is
do you even speak English at all?
oooooooh
i like how the translator translates the insulting tone as well
OH MY GOD she's back!
oh!
aww
oops
s'ok there's nothing there
oh!
or ok yes
ew
what?!
[yowl]
wow
and now she's running away from it
Hermione!
is that what you were wearing on your wedding day?
hello pot? this is the kettle. you're black.
aww
WHOA
WHAT?!?
how do you know that?!?
Fimp coat on there
Oh my god, that is mizarre
awwww
wow
that was strange and funny
he did say it would be a long and interesting marriage... I approve.
BUM BUM BUM BUMMMMMM
are you done
I guess, everyone stopped talking
AaaaaahhhhhH!!!!!
shut up
AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Now we're done
ok.
"
YAY! Another one down.
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