now with A$ and CSmith Commentary. Watch a movie with the Awesome Twosome!! Just play the DVD and read along! Brilliant!
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I know that guy from a mini-series!
[dancing]
Whoa
You know her too
Who? Yeah, she looks familiar!
Her? No, I don't know, but the black chick.
Oh yeah, let's go back.
go'n
Claude...
Is that celsius?
Yeah I'm pretty sure that's what they use there.
NO [Hermione goes for the cheesecake]
B
Thanks, B
Doo doo dood ooodooooooo
Hermione, that's not your Diet Coke, is it?
Ohno!
Yes
Hermione's looking at you
Whatcha doin there?
writing the commentary.
oh nice!
what was the thing we watched junior year? the Felicity Story? And we wrote down our commentary and it was the guy from Air Bud!
Whoa Donald!
Not going to work that way, heh heh heh heh
Of course you have a lot of weather.
Did he just say "the M word?" as in "marriage? They've been dating for like two hours!
Welcome to Shakespeare!
But this is Shakespeare in Real Time!
oohhhhh. Velociraptor!
ooooooooooh
What!?
Is that Claude? Yup.
It just... got... weird.
Why do brits dress up like Marilyn Monroe?
Dunno... uh oh
I've got to GIVE myself just one more chance... - Siscer Sisters
OMIGOD how do you spell scissor? Oh.
Come on, come on...
Who was that girl you were talking about?
WHOA!
OH! Love, actually! Prime Minister!
You got it before I did, I had to imdb it.
Awww...
Sick and sad
wait - which is the one... SIS!
Oh god...
I love her costume
yeah, Elizabeth? That's great!
that pie was good...
Love is a mystery...
that MAID dancing in the back!
you're disgusting
yeah
[gasp!]
Nooooooo-wuh. Not ok.
You should never sleep with someone because you pity them
stupid move
but I have to!
And now I can't write "but I have to" because it looks like it's in reference to the sex, but it's because in writing they can't see that you're pointing to what I've written!
stupid move
[dancing]
Dancing by the pool seems like a bad idea to me - you could take a tumble!
I can hardly wait to hold you, feel my arms around you
Me love you?
Blech
WHAT?!?
ok, two hours and 45 minutes - and then it's marriage?!
little aaaaaahhhhh ridiculous
gotta advance the plot somehow
Don's not going to be happy
Oh MAN!
ew
ew
dumbass
howcanyouapproveofthis!?
that's all I gotta say to that: just a shake of the head.
'I don't hate women...
I love women!'
hey you!
tsk. DANG she told him!
[gasp]
NICE
oooh, BITCH! YEAYAH!
take that!
what'd you say?
take that!
this is awesome
oh man! 'I don't hate women...' DANG -
stop!
Oh and the wedding is like two days away!
that's not ok to say
MATRON MEANS YOU"RE MARRIED
Hero's not too smart is she?
stop you're going too fast!
of course it is.
That was so good! Goood face day!
pfffff
Mullen it's like you!
What?
in the mirror.
I've got nothing to say to that
what'd you say?
who's doing that?
Now this is almost as good as Branagh's scene... the one in the garden?
Oh yeah yeah! Yeah that's well done.
that was awful/so good
I need to go put the laundry in the dryer after this scene
uh oh - OOOOH!
no way
oh my god, he thinks he's invisible!
amazing...
nice! yes!!
ok, brb
[she loves me not]
pause?
I don't know anymore!
puase - this is too good!
I love that this is going on your blog - this is too good!
AnDREA SHUT UP!!
Amazing!
[brief interlude]
ok!
cuz she loves me!
pfft men
that's like straight outta Shakespeare
yeah, done well... HIS PICTURE! SO GOOD!
obsessed with me...
that was... perfect.
HA! Ha!
life...
[slow clap]
that was fantastic!
"I'm HORRibly in LOVE with her!" beautiful
wow... the brush [hand shake] off!
Woow.
freak...
whoa!
[clapping]
oh my gosh
what have you done?
she doesn't know what to say!
that's two words.
why is she wearing that outfit?
whoa!
what?!
THIS WEEKEND?!?!?
Calm. Down!
sad clown.
sad sad. "just a litttttle reminder of me!"
what's with all the wings?
but... why are they wearing wings?
[gasp]
WHOA!
that guy's eyes!
after three days.
this is just intense!
aaahhhhhhhh
[knee slap]
awesome face
whoaoooooaa
doo doo dooooooo
these people!
OF COURSE THEY LOVE ME OF COURSE!
guess that's like the new day window...
Whooosh!
so shaving makes you... dashing?
Guess so!
ooooohhhhhhhhhh
"I believe so?"
yes no yes no
a lock is pretty important in adjoining rooms
well said
[yowl]
WHAT?!
Whassup, hermione?
I liked that look
wha?
oh my god sad clown -
depressing
get a fucking life and less tense music
WHOA!
hmmm
tsk
you're such a LIAR
stop that!
yes! YES Claude!
a little bit of reason.
WHOA
ya know, since you got engaged two days ago
MAYBE you don't really know her!
Who played claud in the Branagh version?
A guy with three names?
Robert... something?
yeah!
he dated [name removed]!
No way!
yeah! they dated. in college.
is that really his pillows?
so I had to remove her name because you know it's personal
so what did you say?
[name removed]
ah, yeah, I was going to say something else about her, but I didn't want you to
He's so smart! He reads such big books!
Huh! Very original.
Hermione, what are you doing in my clothes? Nothing? ok.
love that one
aw look at 'im
he -
[pointing]
Antonio pose
yeah
in his black clothing...
make out
it's not a Xena episode! You can expect -
MACK!
MACK!!!
It looks like we're calling for Dr. Mack!
that's all I remember from that show.
Make OUT!
shifty eyes
his face is so good
mack mack mack
gotta go!
awkward!
nice face
just get RID of the SAD CLOWN!
moral: don't pity people - don't show people kindless... I mean kindness.
not when they're stalkers.
brrrr
whoa! but you're not!
TOOL!
GUILT GUILT!
[sigh] another sad clown
What does Hero do to these men? She poisons them -with her love!
You know you're going on record saying that.
Hold on, why is she wearing a white dress? Bridesmaids don't...
It's for symbolism later.
Hmm?
It's for symbolism later.
Ok. I don't understand, but...
Ho
that's supposed to be funny
[gasp]
seriously?!
wow, Othello much?
[GASP]
[gasp]
oh my god, before you were even together!
a week ago
ah jeez
it's true
oh, it's awful
now that's straight outta Branagh - that shot
see the symbolism
tsk how fitting
it's not even that white actually
awwww
wow!
are you crying?
no, I'm just saying "aw" there are no tears here!
arrrrrRRR!?
Excuse me!
look at that boutineer go!
[head shaking]
goodbye sad clown
yea you need to [snaps] ADIOS!
you didn't trust her at all!
truth!
true dat, T, true dat
yeah you're an idiot
Hermione, I can't type if you' e1111111111111111111111111111111111`
That makes no sense!
no, you did not!
[GASP]
This is supposed to be a comedy, right!?!?
OW! Hermione!
ok, that's just ridiculous
uh oh
yea, you screwed everything up. yeah.
miss you....
are you eyeing my cat?
squinting really.
i Hate YOU!
I hate Uncle Jaime
I hate Uncle Jaime
i love her [paws extended] thing
OW
OW
she clawed you man, she clawed you!
oh, it'll come back to her, dude!
look at this cat!
ooooooh yes
WOW
cos your engagement was like TWO DAYS!
WHAT?!
what?
ugh I hate this music
dun dundunlandun
she looks like Tina Fey
And why'd she come from that side?
For the camera angle
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's so cute!
It's over!
[snaps]
[dancing]
so what'd you think of that one?
Good! just different than i thought it would be
yeah, that's what I mean
I can see what you mean
Benedict and Beatrice were good, though, I liked the parts with them - their interactions.
And they're going to show us pictures of Macbeth
well we watched that last night
OH!
Hermione!
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Hope you enjoyed this commentary by A$ and CSmith (and apparently Hermione). We enjoyed making it!
2 comments:
um.... how did you do that??
just held the laptop on my lap and typed what was said as it was said - hence misspellings and general lack of grammar! :-) we should do this sometime!
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